So today was interesting
jordan, 18, united kindom,
dont be afraid to say hello
Relationship level 1: awkward flirting
Relationship level 2: getting naked
Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
— Things I’ll teach my children (via ohhhkat)
One time i was having a threesome with my boyfriend and his friend and halfway through it they started fucking eachother. Turns out my boyfriend is gay and now I’m single.
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
They will always ask
if it is still you.
I will say no.
I am lying.
It is still you.